zayn-payne:

Scott Mills phones Harry Styles to wish him a Happy Birthday pretending to be “Dial-a-Birthday”.

OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER 

I AM CRYING OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA

Hello? Hello… Hello? Hello… Hello?

Oh my god. Hello? Huh? Hello… Hello…

Hello?

(Source: stylinslut, via fuckyeah1d)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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