sirprongs:

I just want to clarify that I don’t love One Direction by choice 

(Source: dieobrien)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.


fallontonight:

Ron Funches talks about how confusing captcha’s are.


rapunzell-corona:

This line is so underrated

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)


rancezachs:

someone is in their element 

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